Ryan goes to Fenway! It’s an MS Paint children’s story cautionary tale. There’s something awesome about really, really crappy MS Paint pictures. That, and the use of Comic Sans MS as a font. You can’t really combine unprofessional with unattractive in any other way.

This tale is a cautionary tale to be careful of those blasted sidewalks which pounce on you after a few shots of Jager. Sure, when you’re sober, sidewalks just sit there, but get a little buzzed, and watch out!

Ah, to be a professional MS Paint artist. Now that would be the life.